09 April 2009

Week in Review: the Sleaze edition

I've been working with a nosy sleazy middle aged douchebag all week, his department has no female employees. Below is a sampling of this week's conversations between us.


Sunday:


يعني البنت اللي مثلك...
قصدك المرأة اللي مثللي
إي النوع اللي مثلك
*eyeroll*

Monday:


إتصدقين عاد يبيلنة نوظف بنت عندنا
ليش؟
تفتح نفوسنا شوي بلا ما نصبح بهالوجوه كل يوم
*eyeroll*

Tuesday:

ممكن سؤال شخصي؟
لا
والله صدق؟
إي والله... ما عرفك عشان تسألني سؤال شخصي
شدعوة نتعرف...
*eyeroll*

Wednesday:

منو بالتلفون؟
أي تليفون؟
موبايلك؟
منو قاعدة أكلم بموبايلي؟ ليش تسأل؟
مادري
*eyeroll*


Thursday:

أمس؟ Oprahشفتي
لا
ذكرني فيكAct Like a Lady, Think Like a Man مقابلة واحد كاتب
شلون؟
لا تزعلين ترى بالعكس شي وايد زين يعني انتي ماخذ أحسن شي بالثنين
يعني قاعد تمدحني؟
طبعاً
خير إن شاء الله

4 comments:

just a bunch of thoughts said...

LOOOL aham shay yshoof Oprah!!!!!!!

God, i hate it when ppl (men) get too nosy on first encounters & act like they've known us all our lives ... C'mon!

Hasan.B said...

lol!

eshda3wa said...

loool

way laa

emptyy

emptyy

its the only word i can think of to describe him

atypicalkuwaiti said...

My fave is probably Tuesday, but I like that you refused to be called a "girl" I would never have thought to object but I'll remember to from now on :p...and I say the thing that should worry you most is that he watches Oprah...killlish mayloog w ilwath3 mashkook feeh...
As for his 'compliment' it reminds me of your post a while back...the blog gender analyzer that said your blog was gender neutral most likely written by a female...I don't know why that's relevant, but there you are...