green eggs&balalee6

The Beginning.

• I met a man who smells like pickles. It wasn't a bad smell, it wasn't good either. It just was...pickles. Now I wonder if I smell like a food item.
  
• I'm traveling again tomorrow. I think I've been out of town almost every month this year. It's a good thing.
  
• I'm in awe of people who are perky all the time.
• I am convinced that I'd make an excellent cleaning lady despite not having made my bed in over two weeks.
  
• I've been in a funk for a few weeks now (see above).
• When I'm in a funk, I'm either reading all the newpapers in the world or none at all for weeks.
  
• I'm looking forward to Ramadan, although I'm not excited about the nocturnal lifestyle that will follow.
• I have no work projects lined up for Ramadan. I hate not working in Ramadan.
• I don't really have a firm plan for post Ramadan either.
• Two of my friends have vanished into thin air recently, One can be accounted for on facebook. Two can't. I worry about Two.
• Another friend's wedding was a few days ago. In another country. I wanted to go. Now I wait for pictures. But the Bride's too busy to send.
• I've been saying I need to go in for a checkup at the dentist for over four months. I have not gone yet.
• I have a whole bunch of government related paperwork that I must complete. Soon. Hopefully, I'll get started before Ramadan.
• My friend just had a baby. Strangely, he has a grown man's face (not as freaky as Benjamin Button). He also has a funny nose. And smells of spit-up.
• A friend's wedding to the Best Boy in the World's happening soon. I'm sooo excited but this funk's getting in the way. (Also, anticipating soul-sucking drama.)
• I think I lost my cell phone. FOUND!
  
• I can't find a picture I like for my blog's header. I also hated the stupid template I had used earlier. I want to find one that is not frilly and not "theme-y"...is that even possible considering most people designing these things are like 14?
• I've deactivated my facebook account over three times in the past two weeks. Funk made me do it.
• I haven't updated my blog because I dont't seem to have many original thoughts, as you can see.
• I've watched both versions of Pride and Prejudice in the past week (BBC and Keira Knightly) and am ridiculously annoyed by Jane's facial expressions. Both actresses gave an annoying performance.
  
• And what's with the stupid sad smile? NO ONE'S THAT NICE. No wonder Mr. Bingley dumped you, you're flippin' INSUFFERABLE!
• Speaking of insufferable, Keira Knightly needs to learn to open her mouth and speak. This talking through the teeth thing is not so cute.
  

The End.