Kuwait, we need to talk.

(photo: Faisel Ashkanany via flickr)

I love you. I truly do.

But you need to stop over-hyping lame restaurants. Signor Sassi was a huge disappointment. Tacky interior, heavy over-sauced food, and lacking service. Thanks but no thanks.

Now I'm worried about P.F. Changs disappointing as well. Yeah, I haven't been yet because waiting two hours for a Chinese chain restaurant in a mall packed with restaurants sounds insane to me.

The one good thing about Kuwait food fads: Pinkberry's ridiculous lines might actually be a rare experience in waiting for something in an orderly fashion. It's good practice.

Thank you and good luck.

One more thing, you're so pretty in February.