07 March 2010

Godwin's Crazypant's Law

This is your brain:




This is your brain after talking to conspiracy theorists:





The Green Eggs and Balalee6 version of Godwin's law:

"As any discussion with Arabs grows longer, the probability of involving Zionists and Free Masons approaches 1."

This can be applied to pretty much any topic,

Poetry:
الشعر الحديث استحدثه الصهاينه لتدمير اللغه العربيه

Cartoons:
المسلسلات الكرتونيه تعلم أبناءنا الماسونيه

Pants:
الصهاينه يغرقون أسواقنا بالإسترتش لمنع بناتنا للإنجاب
Facebook:
وسيله للصهاينه لجمع أكبر عدد من المعلومات والصور لبنات المسلمين

(Note: all these are real conversations I've had at one point or another in the past few years.)

The problem is we can't really have a fruitful conversation with conspiracy theorists. We might as well stop trying.

The real question: what percentage of Arabs are conspiracy theorists? 40%, 20%?

3 comments:

lendmeurear said...

I'd say 50% is about right

G said...

I'm sorry, I must believe that it's lower for my sanity. A 1:1 ratio is more than I can handle.

Muneeb S said...

60% easily!or higher!