You've got to be kidding me...

Things I cannot believe are real-and not a joke:

• MP BuRamiya, enough said. (I'm convinced he's Kuwait's Stephen Colbert.)
  
• "Ground Zero Mosque" brouhaha
• Small businesses who sell Kuwait Mills cupcakes with chocolate fudge drizzled over them for a million dinars.
• Sarah Palin's career.
  
• People who say things like "OMG, Mino ma ra7 iroo7 London this holiday?" or "Maligait badla ib a8al min KD 1,000" (They are their own parody.)
• the U.S. is really still in Iraq fighting to rid Saddam of WMD/rid Iraq of Saddam and to preserve the American way of life. (what?)
• Kuwait's Sephora staff.
• Sheikh Sabah attended Fajer Alsaeed's wedding (it was a prank, right? Someone tell me he has a wicked sense of humor and punked all of us)
• The lines at Pinkberry.
• Salwa Aljassar is a Member of Parliament. (I've never needed something to be performance art more than her tenure in parliament.) (google: لا تسيسون السياسه)
  
• Hassan AlBallam's new teeth (I really thought they were part of the costume for his Ramadan show).